This Just In Kolob > New Mexico

NM's ten-year contract with Steve Alford worth ten days. Big deal. On Kolob it would have only lasted about 34 minutes....



North Korea repudiates nuclear threats and moving toward war. Acknowledges lack of liberty for its citizens and pledges a new era of peace. Haha April Fool's!



Berlin flea circus director devastated to learn that German cold snap kills off entire circus. Kudos to Coach Whit who offers football team to resupply circus.



Illegal pot gardens might be cause of animal deaths in forest. Apparently Challis Gold ain't the same as Columbia

Late breaking: Rutgers wishes it had hired Bobby Knight instead of Rice as BB coach. "He's so much more gentle and cuddly," a spokesman said.