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Conclave convenes and I have to admit that the first vote is a shocker! I did not have them picking Syracuse to make the final four



Rodman leaves N Korea and N Koreans promptly declare an end to the armistice. "Sending Rodman was akin to an act of war. The guy is just off the charts," a N Korean spokesman said



First he cuts White House tours. Now to really show how bad sequester is, Obama cancels vacuuming of downstairs White House carpets. Obama girls ecstatic



AD Hill surprised Utah has a swimming team.

I had hope sequester would cancell Obamba's golf trips.

So a German Luftwaffe pilot and a Kenyon Marxist walk into a bar. What happens next? Do they...



1. plot WWIII

2. determine the next pope

3. change America's immigration laws

4. give Dennis Rodman a medal

5. have a drink





Sorry, I couldn't resist.

scott715 wrote:
I had hope sequester would cancell Obamba's golf trips.

I was hoping the sequester cuts would keep Michelle Obama away from photo ops and telling us what to eat, and what not to eat. Keep her away from the microphone.



By the way, can we include NY Mayor Bloomberg in sequester cuts so he stops telling us what to not eat and not drink? Just leave my 44 oz. Diet Coke alone.