Utah fans arriving early

From the Orem police report:



Beer Theft

Six males stole eight cases of beer from the Maverick on 1240 S. 800 E.

Six guys and only eight cases? Clearly Ute fans. One guy driving so he should only have grabbed one case to keep the other hand free to get the keys and start the car. The other five guys should have each been able to carry at least two cases each. That makes 10. Two of them should have gotten at least three cases. At a minimum these six guys should have made off with 13 cases of beer.

Yet another indication of what PANSIES ute fans are. Most of 'em can only handle carrying ONE case apiece???

:utard: :utard: :utard: :lol: :lol: :lol:

GolfDiveNCougs wrote:
Yet another indication of what PANSIES ute fans are. Most of 'em can only handle carrying ONE case apiece???

:utard: :utard: :utard: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well, the report may read that it was six "males," but we all know just how likely it is that they were in fact women, well, "technically" speaking



(for further proof, see Urroner's post in the captions thread...)

Italics wrote:

Yet another indication of what PANSIES ute fans are. Most of 'em can only handle carrying ONE case apiece???

:utard: :utard: :utard: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well, the report may read that it was six "males," but we all know just how likely it is that they were in fact women, well, "technically" speaking



(for further proof, see Urroner's post in the captions thread...)

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