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Cornhole153

by Cougarbib · 12/29/2012

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Cougarbib
The bottom line here is that I attend a ton of parties and BubbleBath's, but I have never seen Cornhole153, Jacksonman, Airwolfe84, Gucci33, jVQuarterback, and other Bronco haters at the same party.



So this got my curiosity up after Cornhole153 exposed Bronco's divorce and spirituality level increase as perhaps being related to his seemingly endless antagonism.



So I tried to research the matter - divorce being such a shocking thing and all - wait - I was also divorced - never mind.



But the purported increase in spirituality - wait - I was inactive from about 1968 through 1995. Scratch that.



So I researched Cornhole - concerned that Zi may be misjudging 153 for using that handle.



I was familiar with the slang meaning of the word - but not its origins.



But I had no idea about THIS.



Cornhole is actually a game with roots in the Midwest. It really is. There is a Cornhole.com site where you can order game boards and accessories. The web marketing materials indicate that it is like a bean bag toss where you toss the corn bag at a slanted board on the ground with Cornhole Name on it and a singular hole near the top. You go in the hole - 3 points - thus the link to football. You land on the board - 1 point - like making the EP conversion in football.



They seem to cater to the drinking culture based on drink holders on the scoreboard being touted for their ability to solve a prevalent problem - inability to keep track of the score.



Go online and get you Cornhole game if you are interested - but it really seems like a Ute Troll kind if thing.



Not jumping to any conclusions here - but that conclusion is better than the origins if the slang use of the term.



It seems that certain people - Ute Trolls perhaps - being deprived of civility - use Corncobs as a toilet paper substitute. That image led the evolution in the use of the term to indicate anal sex and then through further refinement and evolution - that it refers to the pitcher - not the catcher.



Draw your own conclusions. I assume that Cornhole153 set the record score of 153 in his annual hometown Cornhole contest.



I will need to do further research to tie this to the imaginary glass slippers, imaginary free tickets on the 50 yard-line, and imaginary BubbleBath and imaginary wife - but I just feel that they are somehow connected.



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ABYUFAN
I think that you're Bronco mendenhall. And now you've given us evidence to support that thought



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Cougarbib
ABYUFAN wrote:
I think that you're Bronco mendenhall. And now you've given us evidence to support that thought



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Bronco seems pretty traditional. I don't imagine that he would have been a fan of the Bib uniforms.
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imuakahuku
Cornhole is pretty popular around here. A guy in my ward makes custom boards and bags for about $80. We painted a bunch last year to sell for a fundraiser for the YM/YW group. It is fun and much easier to play than horseshoes and is a lot better than ladder golf. I bet it will catch on in Utah once it gets around. I would love to have a set with BYU (w/blue bags) and Utah on the other board (w/red bags). I don't know why they don't make more of them for rivalries because there are a ton of Browns and Steelers sets around here as well as Ohio St. and Michigan but nobody seems to mix them.
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jacksonman
I don't know what this proves about cornhole but it sure proves bib to be the loser we all knew he was. Sounds like he at least 55, which would mean he is at least 35 years past being an actual byu student. He spends more time on this forum than anyone else. He has enough time to write this ridiculous post and research posters names. Obviously had one wife who couldn't stand him; she must have been a ute, troll or both. But she is a winner in my book.



Happy New Years to the rest of you reasonable people with real lives, whether you be pro or anti bronco/Riley.



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jacksonman wrote:
I don't know what this proves about cornhole but it sure proves bib to be the loser we all knew he was. Sounds like he at least 55, which would mean he is at least 35 years past being an actual byu student. He spends more time on this forum than anyone else. He has enough time to write this ridiculous post and research posters names. Obviously had one wife who couldn't stand him; she must have been a ute, troll or both. But she is a winner in my book.



Happy New Years to the rest of you reasonable people with real lives, whether you be pro or anti bronco/Riley.



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I don't always agree with the Bibster, but you don't need to make personal attacks on the guy. If you don't like the post, simply don't comment.
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Schmoe
jacksonman wrote:
I don't know what this proves about cornhole but it sure proves bib to be the loser...


This post proves someone to be a loser, but it's not Bib.
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Not football related. Thread locked. No personal attacks against anyone please.
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