Worst Christmas Songs Ever

So what are your most hated Christmas songs?



I hate to jump the gun and put the worst song of all time first, before others have had a chance to put other not as bad songs up, but really, is there a song worse than...



Christmas Shoes.

As syrupy as Christmas shoes is, I don't think that there’s another song about Christmas that is 180 degrees (Or, as Karl Malone would say 360 degrees) from the purpose of Christmas as the "12 things of Christmas that are such a pain to me."



Bob and Doug Macenzie’s twelve days of Christmas is irreverent, but I like that one…

Madonna - Santa Baby. :sick:



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My list of songs that warrant a station change are:



Santa Baby

Christmas Shoes

Last Christmas

So this is Christmas (I hate Political songs disguised as Christmas)

Cher + Rosie anyone?



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There's also Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey, and the John Denver ballad to his dad asking him to stay sober this Christmas.



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Any Mariah Carey Christmas song.

Blue Christmas (Sorry Elvis, and I realize I may be alone in thinking this)

Last Christmas (Wham!)

This is the only version of Blue Christmas I like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg7HvF3a_Iw

Last Christmas was the first to come to mind. Ugh.



I've also find it strange that Neil Diamond and Barbra streisand (sp?) have Christmas albums.

BroncoBot wrote:
Last Christmas was the first to come to mind. Ugh.



I've also find it strange that Neil Diamond and Barbra streisand (sp?) have Christmas albums.

Anything to make a dime.

Stevie Nicks' "Silent Night" is ear-rending.

I had no idea these guys even did a Christmas song!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mOBUUhsRwc

as bad as some of these are, I'm in love with these two awesomely bad (but intentionally bad) Weird Al Christmas songs:



In the wake of Sandy Hook, I wouldn't share this first one elsewhere. But since we're not overly sensitive here, I'll go ahead on CC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU

Now that Christmas is over and I've listened to music till it came out my ears, I have to say the worst one out there is Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. It's so Christlike with so many strong morals sung about. Yep! That's my take.

Worst song is definitely "Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time." ~shiver~