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Romney opened by joking that he was glad to be able to attend the white tie function wearing âwhat Ann and I wear around the house.â
But Romney quickly turned from self-deprecating humor to roasting his opponent. He said he wished President Barack Obama would have bought Vice President Joe Biden with him âbecause heâll laugh at anything.â
âOf course weâre down to the final months of the presidentâs term,â Romney said to applause. âYou have to wonder what heâs think. So little time, so much to redistribute.â
âUsually when I get invited to gatherings like this, itâs just to be designated driver,â Romney joked, poking fun at his Mormon faith.
Romney said he spends the debates finding straw men to mercilessly attack. âBig Bird didnât even see it coming,â Romney said. âIn the spirit of sesame Street, the presidentâs remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number $16 trillion.â
Romney turned to mocking the media for their occasionally favorable coverage of the president.
âI never suggest the press is biased. They have a job to do and I have a job to do,â said Romney. âMy job is to lay out a positive vision for the country, and their job is to make sure nobody finds out about it.â
Romney closed by praising his opponent and showing him a measure of genuine praise.
âWe donât carry the burden of disliking one another,â said Romney, praising Obamaâs political talents and love for his family. âIn our country, you can oppose someone in politics and make a confident case about their policies without any ill-will. And thatâs how it is for me. Thereâre more to life than politics.â