It REALLY sucks to be UNM

Imagine this: The best coach you've ever had left to be the D coordinator at a worse team in the same conference. The new coach is a bum and doesn't know his own from a hole in the ground. The only media attention your program gets is for your new coach's shenanigans, and as soon as that dies down, your crazy women's soccer team tries to literally decapitate an opponent. Your football team has NEVER BEEN RANKED, EVER and you are most likely going to be the first team in MWC history to not win one single game. Your mascot's name is in Spanish, even though it's supposed to be "NEW" Mexico. Aliens will never visit earth again because after seeing NM and assuming that the rest of the planet was the same, they concluded that there were no resources and no intelligent life on Earth. And finally, you live in Albuquerque, which no one can spell, and everyone in the town roots for whoever is playing against you (except for a deranged, bald, tatooed, crack baby who most likely sleeps under the stadium bleachers, because hey, it's better than the on-campus housing).

UNM has never been ranked?

CAFB_04-12 wrote:
UNM has never been ranked?

One of seventeen teams never to be ranked in the top-25, and they've had a program since 1940.

Schmoe wrote:

UNM has never been ranked?

One of seventeen teams never to be ranked in the top-25, and they've had a program since 1940.

BUT---you do have to admit they have been rank rather frequently.

snoscythe wrote:

CAFB_04-12 wrote:
UNM has never been ranked?

One of seventeen teams never to be ranked in the top-25, and they've had a program since 1940.

BUT---you do have to admit they have been rank rather frequently.

Pretty rich irony, a'int it? ;)

The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Did they really think they could bring someone in who would give as much as Rocky did?

cachevalleycougar wrote:
The grass isn't always greener on the other side. Did they really think they could bring someone in who would give as much as Rocky did?

Oh, but you are mistaken. Locksley gives it to you....male or female, whether you want it or not!

Schmoe wrote:
Imagine this: The best coach you've ever had left to be the D coordinator at a worse team in the same conference. The new coach is a bum and doesn't know his own from a hole in the ground. The only media attention your program gets is for your new coach's shenanigans, and as soon as that dies down, your crazy women's soccer team tries to literally decapitate an opponent. Your football team has NEVER BEEN RANKED, EVER and you are most likely going to be the first team in MWC history to not win one single game. Your mascot's name is in Spanish, even though it's supposed to be "NEW" Mexico. Aliens will never visit earth again because after seeing NM and assuming that the rest of the planet was the same, they concluded that there were no resources and no intelligent life on Earth. And finally, you live in Albuquerque, which no one can spell, and everyone in the town roots for whoever is playing against you (except for a deranged, bald, tatooed, crack baby who most likely sleeps under the stadium bleachers, because hey, it's better than the on-campus housing).

Poetry my friends!