This Just In

GSA reports more extravaganza events with lots of dollars wasted. One even included a clown. This is not very precise. Ther are over 500 members of Congress who fit that description.



BYU announces game with Miami. Fans are livid. "We are setting ourselves up for failure scheduling all of these tough teams." BYU responds that the game is actually with Miami of Ohio. Other fans go ballistic. "Why do we keep scheduling these powder puffs?" BYU going to plan C. They won't schedule any more games.



NYC clamps down on The Big Gulp. But there are exceptions. For example no penalty for Brian Johnson after he calls his second play against BYU's defense



Penn State to be required to change mascot to the Cowardly Lions

Cisco has a current market cap of aprox $86B. They also have cash and cash equivalents of $48B. They also have annual Net Incomes of +/- $2B USD. ha ha. get it? The stock market thinks 50% of Cisco's value is in the cash that is sitting around. ha ha. and the stock has still lost 11% on the year. What's wrong with these people?



not funny? sigh..



oh well. slow day.