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scott715Ft Worth Cougar
wife tells me to go in and check the house to make sure nobody's in there. I don't say anything but I'm amused. I walk around the house for a minute and turn on some lights and the AC. When we get to our room she walks into the bathroom, pauses, and pulls back the shower curtain.
me: "are you taking a shower at 2am?"
her: "no, just thought maybe you didn't check behind the curtain"
me: "what was your plan if someone was in there?"
her: "have you take care of it"
A short time after we got married she insisted on switching to the other side of the bed to put me closer to the door. I liked being closer to the window for the breeze.
me: "why?"
her: "cause if a serial killer comes in you should be closer to the door"
me: "so I can run?"
her: "no, so you can protect me you jack-ute"
me: "what if he comes in through the window?"
her: "then we'll probably both die because the serial killer is either smart enough and sneaky enough to bring a huge ladder or strong enough to jump two stories up."
My wife has some funny ideas about me taking on career criminals and serial killers.