Ballad of Sir Chris Hill the Brave

Brave Sir Chris Hill ran away.

("No!")

Bravely ran away away.

("I didn't!")

When danger reared it's ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

("no!")

Yes, brave Sir Chris Hill turned about

("I didn't!")

And gallantly he chickened out.



Bravely taking ("I never did!") to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat.

("all lies!")

Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Chris Hill!

("I never!")