This Just In--Of Missles and Campaigns

N Korea's missle launches blows up after one minute. Japan is really upset. "We set up Patriot Missle Batteries for this?!?"



Missle failure is not all bad for N. Korea...They will no longer need to send boats out to recover the downed missle. Now they can just drive a truck down the road.



Santorum aborts campaign. "It was no longer viable," campaign officials explained.



Handicappers move Petrino up in race for SEC coach of the year.

Meth lab found in WalMart in Boaz. Alabama last Saturday. By Tuesday, most of the mom and pop meth labs were out of business. Unions and democrats plan a big march to show they hatred of the capitalism of WalMart and how they lost 26% of their untaxed income.

It was reported today that a Mad Cow case was found in California today. Rumors are that it was not Nancy Pelosi.

Mitt wins big in all five states. Ron closing the gap on Newt. Newt says the voters will come to their senses in May, and he'll win the nomination by a landslide.

These are good! Time for a new one