That had to be an interesting conversation that Petrino had:
Petrino: Uh, dear, I just got into an accident on my motorcycle.
Wife: Are you okay?!?!
Petrino: Well, uh...
Wife: What is it?
Petrino: Well, I just lost my job.
Wife: Oh, no.
Petrino: That isn't the worst of it.
Wife: How could it be worse?
Petrino: Well, I just spent a large amount of money on a very high-priced call girl.
Wife: You did what? How much?
Petrino: About $15 mm
Couldn't have been as bad though as what the father of the girl is going through when he found out what his daughter was doing.