From Mark Durrant- Read at your own risk

Note the name of the hospital. You can't make this stuff up. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/indiana-scrotum-horror-769123" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I had a horribly unfortunate experience in high school that started with a half-baked idea, a baseball bat, and a potato gun, and ended in the ER with a testicular torsion. The doctor told me post-op that my future wife should never complain to me about childbirth.

snoscythe wrote:
I had a horribly unfortunate experience in high school that started with a half-baked idea, a baseball bat, and a potato gun, and ended in the ER with a testicular torsion. The doctor told me post-op that my future wife should never complain to me about childbirth.

So you were concealing a potato gun, loaded with a baseball bat... in your pants? Not exactly a Walther PPK. Though any weapon stored in that area makes me cringe.