This Just In--of Iceland China and Nuclear Power

Iceland's former Prime Minister is put on trial for gross negligence for his actions while in office. Meanwhile a humongous sigh of relief is heard across the Atlantic when members of Congress and the Presidency realize that Icelandic law does not apply in the U.S.A.



Vladimir Putin gets 107 percent of the vote in some Russian voting districts. This is as likely as, say, a Ute QB getting a negative passing rating in a game.....What? There's some BSU game a few years ago? Well, then, it is a likely as a Ute BB team losing 20 games in a season....what? Really? This year? How about as likely as the Utes being shut out by UNLV....No!?! UNLV? I give up



China reports that it plans to go full speed ahead with nuclear power and has no safety concerns. This Just In understands. This is a land that puts lead in everything it makes, yes? What is some radiation going to do with all that lead hanging around?

Danish scientists publish study linking increased CO2 levels to human obesity. EPA quickly adopts the study as fact and creates new division to regulate American waistlines, headed by Michelle Obama.



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Just in time for St. Patrick's day - a great way to get a St. Patty's day surprise!



Eat a whole large bag of Twizzlers Black Licorice on the evening of the 16th. You'll find your St. Patrick's Day surprise in the toilet on the morning of the 17th! What fun :sick: :whistle:

I'm no expert on the matter, but I've always thought that Nuclear power has been grossly underused in this country. Some European countries have well over 50% of their power coming from nuclear plants, and it's not like they're all walking about with 3 eyes and glowing babies.