This Just In - Court Orders Utes To Name A New Mascot

Further to the order, the Court has ordered Utah to continue the BYU rivalry or they have to let BYU fans pick the new mascot.



Suggestions?



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My cousin is famous for a rowdy and funny dance he does - every time there is a funeral or other reunion there is a popular outcry for him to perform it.



Then several other join in with their own rendition.



He calls it the Utah Chicken. It is a hoot - when several people wearing red do it on the football field they become



The Utah Chickens



Nice name for a new mascot!



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The Big Red Chickens
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Vixens. Their new colors can be pink & green.

Banana Slugs

Okay people, let's get real. Like many universities in the PAC-??, Utah should be called the "Your Honor" since the jocks appear before a judge so often and this should be their mascot even though the mascot reminds me so much of some rugged looking, chiseled face, very masculine man I know.



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How about the West Vallians', and their mascot can be a sexually confused hawk (in other words, keep it).





I also like the 05ers. The year utah got a regional fanbase.

they should just be "utah, members of the pac12" and not have a mascot. this seems to get them more excited than their own team and/or mascot anyway. i would suggest the merchandize sales numbers would back this up as well.



they can just have a pac12 logo made into a mascot.

jonnylingo wrote:
they should just be "utah, members of the pac12" and not have a mascot. this seems to get them more excited than their own team and/or mascot anyway. i would suggest the merchandize sales numbers would back this up as well.



they can just have a pac12 logo made into a mascot.

I would have suggested something similar to "Utah, Members of the Pac 12," I would have used a different word instead of Members. Hint: it starts with the letter "B." Of course, associating the U with this would be an insult to female dogs everywhere.

Love it Johnny, I'm so sick of the Pac-12 stickers all over yewts cars here in SLC. I'm wondering if there are any fans in the Dallas-Fort Worth area that are seeing TCU cars driving around with Big-12 stickers? As for the yewts, if you can't be proud of who you are, be proud of who you hang out with!

Just put some legs on this and there you go.





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A behind the scenes look at the new mascot:



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Isn't the PAC~12 into diversity. Here's the new mascot theme for them :utard: :



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Some Village is missing an idiot.



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The second most obvious choice involves the only real piece of utah utes football tradition. crazy lady. here is a picture of swoop passing the mascot torch.



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Maybe this guy? He seems cool.



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Or this guy.



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or this girl



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or this dog/wolf

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or this guy



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or this guy



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or this guy



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The utes have a plethora of tradition in morons dressing up as who knows what. They should take their pick. but in my opinion i would just go with what works and be the utah priates:



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And what do the Yewt mascots all have in common...artificial insemination!



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