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BoiseBYU80+ TCU football players fail drug test. Four players arrested for being drug dealers. Big 12 is extremely concerned. "This is a not too veiled effort by TCU to position itself for an invite from the SEC," a Big 12 spokeman said off the record.
Coach Patterson is shocked but relieved. "With there being that many drug users on the team, I would have thought there would be more drug dealers than what was found. I am so releived that so few of my players opted to become drug dealers."
NCAA is also concerned. "While we were never crazy about TCU's purple jerseys and sparkly helmets, now it looks like the team will be sporting pinstripe jumpsuits and just won't due for away games."
"Hey, have you heard who is the Vice President of China?"
"Yes I have. But Hu is the President of China."
"I don't care about the President. He's history. I want to know the name of the VP."
"Not sure. But Ping methinks"
"Ping you?"
"No Pingyu County is a county of Henan, China. I don't care about that. I am trying to figure out China's next President."
"Oh well I can tell you that. I have inside sources and the next president will be *&(&*^*&%%&*%*^%*(&&^&%$##$%^&*)(*&^%$"
Due to a certain hacking attack from an unknown source, the above conversation has been terminated....
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Coach Patterson is shocked but relieved. "With there being that many drug users on the team, I would have thought there would be more drug dealers than what was found. I am so releived that so few of my players opted to become drug dealers."
NCAA is also concerned. "While we were never crazy about TCU's purple jerseys and sparkly helmets, now it looks like the team will be sporting pinstripe jumpsuits and just won't due for away games."
"Hey, have you heard who is the Vice President of China?"
"Yes I have. But Hu is the President of China."
"I don't care about the President. He's history. I want to know the name of the VP."
"Not sure. But Ping methinks"
"Ping you?"
"No Pingyu County is a county of Henan, China. I don't care about that. I am trying to figure out China's next President."
"Oh well I can tell you that. I have inside sources and the next president will be *&(&*^*&%%&*%*^%*(&&^&%$##$%^&*)(*&^%$"
Due to a certain hacking attack from an unknown source, the above conversation has been terminated....
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