This Just In--Santorum and Syria!

Santorum issues policy paper on cutting budget deficit: cut abortion funding.



Santorum issues policy paper on health insurance: stop abortion coverage.



Santorum issues policy paper on judiciary: oppose pro-abortion judges



Santorum issues policy paper on BCS: stop abortions



Russia Foreign Minister returns from Syria trip, declaring it a success. "The kalishnikovs work better than ever and the tanks they bought from us are exceeding expectations.'



China denies any intent in contributing money to bail Europe out of recession. "We intend to steal every item of intellectual property we can!"



Chinese upset with marines to be based in Australia. "It is threatening to have a foreign power so close," spokesman says. "Tell us about it," Tibetans say....

BoiseBYU wrote:
Chinese upset with marines to be based in Australia. "It is threatening to have a foreign power so close," spokesman says. "Tell us about it," Tibetans say....

And the 2012 page view goal is hereby met! Thanks, ChiComms!

HoosierCougar wrote:

Chinese upset with marines to be based in Australia. "It is threatening to have a foreign power so close," spokesman says. "Tell us about it," Tibetans say....

And the 2012 page view goal is hereby met! Thanks, ChiComms!

They already hacked my account and stole my next joke the dirty commies