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Newt Gingrich struggling to find way to counter Mitt comes up with new strategy: Topping Mitt. Newt's first venture perhaps needs tweaking:



"I have had more wives that Mitt and I did not even need polygamy to do it!"



China vetoed UN resolution condemning Syria. "We have a long history of slaughtering our own people and need to preserve that right."



Russia also vetoed the resolution. "Ditto!" they said.



Madonna is no longer a material girl. She's a 53-year old who wants to dress up as an egyptian pricess who does cheerleading on the side on the top of some empty bleachers.

After watching the Super Bowl, Riley Nelson said, "I can throw as far as Tom Brady."

tww wrote:
After watching the Super Bowl, Riley Nelson said, "I can throw as far as Tom Brady."

I had the same thought. If Tom Brady can just throw it up there and hope one of his guys makes a play, the Riley can too. Yesterday's game was Brady's TCU. He played relatively well, but his mistakes contributed largely to the loss (grounding in the endzone for a safety, throwing a jump ball in the middle of the field to a covered receiver resulting in an INT, missing a wide-open Wes Welker which could have sealed the deal late). Some better play by their QB and the Pats are world champs.

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