This Just In

On a bye-week BYU moves back to number 25; "To heck with scheduling Oklahomas, I'm scheduling more bye-weeks," Holmoe declares



"P.S. a bye week includes games against Utah State," he added



No veracity to reports that BYU's linebackers suited up for USC the last two weeks



Michigan 1-4 over past five games; now we know why they scheduled Delaware State



Limbaugh says Obama is too proud and narcisstic. Question: If I ask who's calling the kettle black, will I get labelled a racist?



Team with two of the four highest paid starting pitchers, first baseman, shortstop, third baseman, reliever, and no doubt ball boy ahead in world series; And just to go to show you that these rich boys are not ingrates, union chief who presided over the steroid-tainted destruction of baseball gets a multimillion dollar retirement gift

Richest team in baseball thievery: Johnny Damon, not content with stealing just ONE base from the Phillies, has the audacity to steal a SECOND base. Perhaps he's just not making enough in salary.



Yankees have two highest paid pitchers in the MLB, that explains why they can only afford to rotate 3 pitchers on short rest.



Phillies Howard is now 0 - 456 when batting anytime it's important. Asked if it bothered him he replied " I like A-rod's batting helmet." in other nonsensical news Andy Pettite has more hits in the world series than 1st baseman Mark Texiera.



oh and since this is a BYU football board...go cougars...

Late breaking developments! Eye-gouging FL linebacker ok'd to join WWF. "All the dude needs to work on is his crotch grabbing technique"



Disciplinarian Urban Meyer lays down the law: next time this happens I'll make the player attend class all week!"



FL university president had this to say: "baah baah"