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Joke

by scott715 · 12/14/2011

scott715

12/14/2011, 3:35:15 AM

A man finds a Genie in a bottle.

Is granted the normal three wishes but with a caveat.

His MIL gets twice what he gets.

So he asks for a mansion. Boom! His MIL gets two.

He asks for a billion dollars. His MIL gets 2 of that as well.

Then he says, now I want you to beat me half to death.

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Mars

12/14/2011, 7:16:32 AM

If only the Simpsons had told us this joke first. If only...

IowaCougar

12/15/2011, 8:31:21 PM

MIL??

snoscythe

12/15/2011, 8:43:57 PM

IowaCougar wrote:
MIL??

mother-in-law

IowaCougar

12/16/2011, 8:23:32 PM

OK. Now the joke makes sense. Way too many acronyms around. I feel like I'm trying to read a foreign language.

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