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In honor of the official unveiling of the Big East.



"Aiming for BYU and ending up with SDSU is like...

Asking Pamela Anderson to prom and ending up going with Hawkwing.

Buying an iPad off eBay, only to get asbestos shipped from a village in Malaysia.

Sitting down to hear a presentation from Tom Holmoe and getting Jennie Aztec. oh wait



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...digging in to a hot bowl of chili only to find that it's hot diarrhea.

Y 4 Ever wrote:
Asking Pamela Anderson to prom and ending up going with Hawkwing.

There is just something wrong with comparing BYU with Pamela Anderson.

Schmoe wrote:
...digging in to a hot bowl of chili only to find that it's hot diarrhea.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner. I won't even try now.

Telling your kids that they are going to Disney Land, then taking them to Trafalga.

frdbtr wrote:

Asking Pamela Anderson to prom and ending up going with Hawkwing.

There is just something wrong with comparing BYU with Pamela Anderson.

Agreed. Couldn't you pick someone a bit more wholesome than tainted Pam? Like Kate Beckinsale or Reese Witherspoon maybe? And shouldn't Hawkwing read "Airwolf84"??

Shooting for the Moon, and end up only getting mooned... By Jefe



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Winning the lottery and then getting a sub-par program with a half a$$ fan base and a bigot as an AD.... What ; to much???

Schmoe wrote:
...digging in to a hot bowl of chili only to find that it's hot diarrhea.

It is along these lines, but not quite.



It is like trying to order a hot bowl of chili and the waitress says "Oh, we're all out of chili but the cook has diarrhea in a bowl". "Hmmm.....Ok."

The Next Best Thing



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Asking for a Dr. Pepper at a restaurant and being offered Root Beer instead.



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Gunk wrote:
Asking for a Dr. Pepper at a restaurant and being offered Root Beer instead.



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Exactly. It wasn't what you wanted but it will do unless you HATE root beer.



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is like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Y 4 Ever wrote:
Asking Pamela Anderson to prom and ending up going with Hawkwing.

Hey!



You could have said Urroner!



But I am easy.

Pulling back the veil to kiss the bride and instead of Rachael you see Leah!





Rachael



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Leah



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SpiffCoug wrote:
is like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

"Isn't it ironic?"



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Kissing your date in the dark and then realizing she has an open pus-infested lesion on her lip.



You're dreaming of feeling a warm soft pair of lips on your mouth and wake up to see your dog sitting on your face.