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This Just In--The Jenny Aztec Edition

by BoiseBYU · 11/8/2011

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BoiseBYU
Jenny Aztec recounts the travails of being in the same conference as BYU:



"Like it is so hard! I mean like they beat us! It's so not fair! We were on national television and we were a top ten team and we were rowdy and ready and they beat us! They made more baskets than we did! For sure!"



"When BYU comes and plays us in football we have to hire more ushers! And we have to order more popcorn! We even have to open up more parking lots! That takes so much work! I am so tired after that happens!"



"When we play BYU in Provo they cheat! First off they pray before the game and that discourages the agnostics and atheists on our team! And they fumble and the refs don't call it! No fair!"



"BYU players go on missions and learn languages! They speak them and our players don't understand them! They speak in code! They should not speak!"



"When BYU left our conference, they did not send us fruit or flowers, or even a promise to appear on BYUtv! I am cute!"
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valleus
Hahaha! Best This Just In yet
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Gunk
Go Aztecs!
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vancouvercougar
BoiseBYU wrote:
Jenny Aztec recounts the travails of being in the same conference as BYU:



"Like it is so hard! I mean like they beat us! It's so not fair! We were on national television and we were a top ten team and we were roudy and ready and they beat us! They made more baskets than we did! For sure!"



"When BYU comes and plays us in football we have to hire more ushers! And we have to order more popcorn! We even have to open up more parking lots! That takes so much work! I am so tired after that happens!"



"When we play BYU in Provo they cheat! First off they pray before the game and that discourages the agnostics and atheists on our team! And they fumble and the refs don't call it! No fair!"



"BYU players go on missions and learn languages! They speak them and our players don't understand them! They speak in code! They should not speak![/color]

"When BYU left our conference, they did not send us fruit or flowers, or even a promise to appear on BYUtv! I am cute!"




The BYU players speak a variety of languages, but the one language common to all of them is ENGLISH. SDSU players still have a hard time with proper English.
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BoiseBYU
vancouvercougar wrote:
Jenny Aztec recounts the travails of being in the same conference as BYU:



"Like it is so hard! I mean like they beat us! It's so not fair! We were on national television and we were a top ten team and we were roudy and ready and they beat us! They made more baskets than we did! For sure!"



"When BYU comes and plays us in football we have to hire more ushers! And we have to order more popcorn! We even have to open up more parking lots! That takes so much work! I am so tired after that happens!"



"When we play BYU in Provo they cheat! First off they pray before the game and that discourages the agnostics and atheists on our team! And they fumble and the refs don't call it! No fair!"



"BYU players go on missions and learn languages! They speak them and our players don't understand them! They speak in code! They should not speak![/color]

"When BYU left our conference, they did not send us fruit or flowers, or even a promise to appear on BYUtv! I am cute!"




The BYU players speak a variety of languages, but the one language common to all of them is ENGLISH. SDSU players still have a hard time with proper English.


Jenny: "How rude! Like for sure!" ;)
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BoiseBYU wrote:
Jenny Aztec recounts the travails of being in the same conference as BYU:

"When BYU comes and plays us in football we have to hire more ushers! And we have to order more popcorn! We even have to open up more parking lots! That takes so much work! I am so tired after that happens!"


And like, when they come, they all ask for caffeine FREE diet coke!!!! Like where are we suppose to find that?!
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scott715
And like we got Jimmered!
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Schmoe
Like, we don't know what to do with all the money that comes in when their fans pack our stadium and arena. There's like no room in my sock drawer!
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byucougar1
And, like ya'know, totally can't stand it when your slow, non-athletic, white, married, 26- year old RMs school our blazing fast, extremely talented WRs, RBs, QBs, and DBs - hate you - gag me with a spoon!



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Dwight
And like the real scary thing is that I'm afraid that our fans are going to think it's OK to disparage all religions. What if we play Notre Dame and our fans dress up like the Pope. How embarrassing would that be?



I'm telling you, these BYU athletes are racist. They let this white guy totally hog the ball when they came here and played on national TV. And they had another white guy that kept stealing the ball from all of our players. It made our fans soooo mad that they couldn't control themselves. That was like the worst day of my life.



:D :D :D
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Cougarbib
Can someone come up with a picture and a bio and childhood history and find out if her parents even like her?
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BerliNY
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No offense to any of you Oklahomians out there. But this is about what I imagine when I the words "Oklahoma" and "Woman" find their way into the same sentence.
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Gunk
BerliNY wrote:
http://goaztecs.cstv.com/genrel/041403aaa.html



No offense to any of you Oklahomians out there. But this is about what I imagine when I the words "Oklahoma" and "Woman" find their way into the same sentence.


Eww...give her a hair cut and she'd look like a dude. Better keep those locks, Jenny.



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Schmoe
BerliNY wrote:
http://goaztecs.cstv.com/genrel/041403aaa.html



No offense to any of you Oklahomians out there. But this is about what I imagine when I the words "Oklahoma" and "Woman" find their way into the same sentence.


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