Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant

In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html?test=latestnews

CAFB_04-12 wrote:
In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html?test=latestnews

The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!

Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!

Schmoe wrote:
Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!

Not if that zombie was a middle aged white male. Or a Republican.

hawkwing wrote:

In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html?test=latestnews

The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!

Well, obviously. But how often do you walk into a McDonald's with a loaded shotgun? All you got is a sucker punch in that situation. Then run away and live to fight another day.

CAFB_04-12 wrote:

Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!

Not if that zombie was a middle aged white male. Or a Republican.

Can't argue with the truth...haha

CAFB_04-12 wrote:

CAFB_04-12 wrote:
In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html?test=latestnews

The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!

Well, obviously. But how often do you walk into a McDonald's with a loaded shotgun? All you got is a sucker punch in that situation. Then run away and live to fight another day.

Like others have pointed out on this thread, I'm a white, male republican, so more often than you might think :lol: