This Just In--Part II Of Departed Dictators and Monkeys

Ohio man opens reserves and frees lions, tigers, and bears to wander countryside. Yes Dororthy we are NOT in Kansas anymore.



Lots of people think this is news...I don't. I mean about once a month Majority Leader Reid and Speaker Boehner let Congress go home. If you want to watch what a pack of hyenas look like roaming the countryside. That's it isn't it?



Apparently, the media is reporting that there is still one baboon left wandering. Rick Perry is in Ohio?



And Gadaffi is dead. I got to hand it the middle easterners. They sure are predictable. Got your bad dictator. The people get angry. The dictator hunkers down and hides. The dictator dies. And virtually every last person in the country celebrates by shooting all manner of weaponry into the air. Thank goodness the Libyans don't have any more scud missles or they'd probably launch those too....



Oh and to keep this in the football forum,Jake Heaps issues statement that life is what it is. The dude has now started a raging debate in the philosophy department about this. ;)

Ohio man who released all his exotic animals probably thought he was doing the best thing for them. Until the Police came and shot them all. Probably the most exciting thing ever to happen to the Ohio Police force.



Gadaffi is dead. And thus ends the exalted career of a reformed dictator and US ally. I mean, enemy. whatever



Jake Heaps is benched. And thus ends the exalted career of the chosen one, I mean, worst BYU QB ever. whatever



Bronco Mendenhall says he doesn't enjoy entitled players nor entitled parents. In response parents reply that at least SOMEONE is seeking titles in the program....

Oh, UCLA realizing it's on the field product is lacking so instead of simply producing halftime shows, they've resorted to hiring mid=game streakers and brawls just to mix things up.