TCU Captions

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Head Coach Gary Patterson furiously puts together a game plan for his bulletin board

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every obscure newspaper in Utah County.



The Frogs unveil their new mascot.

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I can't believe I did my hair for this

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Our team color is purple... what did you expect?

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oooh, what a 'tight end'

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Look at BYU with their fans, it's like a circus! Football should be played like we do it, in front of an empty stadium.

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TCU starts implementing their 'circus formation'

I want to see us hit the Toads so hard they start squirting blood from their eyes during the snap counts:



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Video is more "graphic"



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After a humiliating first half, TCU can no longer find their Mascot. Where could he be?



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Awesome, some of these are classic.

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Down by four scores, and more desperate for a win over BYU than ever, TCU does the unspeakable and resorts to attempted murder...

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In an ironic twist of fate, BYU players wrote "billboard material" on the palms of their hands, allowing TCU players to both get their asses kicked AND read about why they were getting their asses kicked all at the same time.

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"I just burned you, and you... and you, and you, yup, and you, and you..."

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Entering the 4th quarter down 28-0, TCU went to their last resort... a failed attempt at dancing the Haka

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Fail = Diving and falling short of a 1st down

Epic Fail = Getting picked up by the opponent mid-dive and having your face slammed into the turf

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The TCU Mascot Banner: Sucking Since, well... Since Ever

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The horned frogs realized too late that when the Cougars say they're going to take your head off, they mean it!