Kids say the darnest things

One of my sons just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please donate my guns and tools to the Salvation Army. Then sell my new car and keep the money. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house into the street. I want to live under a bridge. Then please disown me and never talk to me again. And definitely don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my siblings.



"Well, he didn't put it quite like that. he actually said...



"Dad I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign."

LOL! That's some classic Urroner right there.

He got more than your good looks, eh?

Your son has his own TV, iphone, laptop and a car? If you're looking for a replacement son, sign me up! ;)

The Urroner's son. You can't blame him for being like that. Genes men. Genes!