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Miami Dolphins dismiss incognito lineman for bullying another and using slurs. This is an affront to the First Amendment! We deserve to know this bully's name and all we get in response is he's Incognito. Wait you say his NAME is Incognito? Did this guy work for the CIA and his name is top secret and on a need to know basis?

Speaking of the CIA and such, Google "just shocked" that government surveilling Google customers. "We thought we were the only ones who tracked every mouse click of our customers," Google spokesman said.

Gator caught at O'Hare Airport. This caused a problem. See the customs forms were fine if the creature were, oh about 10 pair of shoes already, but that hadn't happened yet. No form for live to be turned into shoes gator on file.....yet.

Germany legalizes a third gender. Big deal. We knew this a long time ago. Take a look at the German Chancellor if you need further proof.

Blackberry halts efforts to sell company. Apparently no one was returning their texts.