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UNLV Captions
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:06 am
by hawkwing
Sanford: I've made the 2 deep for the BYU game. You boys will not be playing.
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:12 am
by hawkwing
Still sackless! See?
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:14 am
by hawkwing
At other universities after a huge win, the crowd traditionally rushes the field. At UNLV the players traditionally rush the stands to get away from the Cougars.
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:21 am
by hawkwing
The way the football team let the school down, it's just heartbreaking
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:01 am
by ProV1
Mike Sanford, Head Coach
Mike Sanford, former Head Coach two weeks from now
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:45 am
by Italics
Showing somewhat poor (but funny) sportsmanship, the BYU receivers began to taunt the rebel secondary by catching passes with their face and then balancing the football on their helmet while running toward the endzone.
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:46 am
by Italics
Up 56-0 and in desperate need for a real challenge, BYU receivers made a pact with each other that they would only catch passes if three of them did it at the same time.
Realizing that they were missing a third man, the BYU receivers stayed true to their pact by letting this pass drop to the ground for an incompletion.
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:47 am
by Italics
After spending five weeks in utter confusion as to why their team plays so soft, UNLV coaches came to the sudden realization that it may have something to do with the footballs they use in team practices.
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:47 am
by Italics
UNLV's 2009 match against BYU proved to yield the same 3rd quarter results as virtually every other home game in rebel history.
Re: UNLV Captions
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:48 am
by Italics
Assumming that the BYU players must be some sort of Deity, UNLV players began offering their bodies as stepping stools to pave the road to more BYU touchdowns.