Confusion at Home
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snoscythe
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Confusion at Home
Earlier today I was in my backyard trying to fly a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me, "You need a piece of tail."
I turned with a confused look on my face and said, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success.All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
I turned with a confused look on my face and said, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
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Metal Bubba
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Re: Confusion at Home
Nice. LMAO.
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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No habla ingles." ~ Jack Handey
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