At the risk of this thread being locked...

[snoscythe]

....for personal attacks, HAPPY BIRTHDAY hawkwing! Thanks for the site!

[hawkwing]

....for personal attacks, HAPPY BIRTHDAY hawkwing! Thanks for the site!

Thanks, sno, I really appreciate it, and all you do for this site!

[ABYUFAN]

Happy happy birthday Hawkwing dear!
Happy days will come to you all year
If I had a wish then it would be
A happy happy birthday to you from me!

[CougarClaw]

Happy birthday. Happy Birthday
People dying everywhere, children's cries ring through the air
but Happy Birthday....to....you.

[BoiseBYU]

I know how to lock this thred---ask for speculation for how old Hawkwing is!

[urroner]

I know how to lock this thred---ask for speculation for how old Hawkwing is!

No mathematician has ever dreamt of that number, but I guarantee you that any number Hawkwing tells you will be an imaginary number.

Hawkwing was complaining last year that he had a severe case of heartburn after eating his birthday cake. His family told him to blow out the candles the next time.

Hawkwing is no longer allowed to go into any of the local antiques auctions anymore. He walks in and people immediately start bidding on him.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

[CougarClaw]

I know how to lock this thred---ask for speculation for how old Hawkwing is!

No mathematician has ever dreamt of that number, but I guarantee you that any number Hawkwing tells you will be an imaginary number.

woah. Like 12i ?

who would have thunk.

[urroner]

I know how to lock this thred---ask for speculation for how old Hawkwing is!

No mathematician has ever dreamt of that number, but I guarantee you that any number Hawkwing tells you will be an imaginary number.

woah. Like 12i ?

who would have thunk.

12i!!! He can become a dicken in the Erotic Priesthood. IOW an imaginary deacon or a little devil.

[hawkwing]

Thanks everyone, it's hard being an imaginary age. Like a fine wine, I just get better as I go along