This Just In--Olympics

[BoiseBYU]

President Obama announces that don't ask don't tell policy to still apply to Olympic ice dancing

Speaking of the ice dancers, I could have sworn that was Barry Manilow skating for the Russians?

Irony: British female ice skater decked out like some redneck out of the Dukes of Hazzard. The irony is how many duke of hazzardians do you think were watching ice dancing?

Canadians spend $175 million to own the podium. So far they have 9 medals. At $20 million a pop for that price they could own a squadron of F-15s

Suggestions for better events: individual and team snowball fights

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[BoiseBYU]

And the Russian dancers--surely Russia with all its petro dollars can afford to buy its dancers clothes and not force them onto rags

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[bigbluepuma]

Let's "face" it. Those were the ugliest costumes in the history of ICE.

[bigbluepuma]

And their performance didn't warrant the podium. I think they got the sympathy vote because of the rags they were wearing

[bigbluepuma]

And their original (folk dance) performance and costumes should have gotten them thrown out of the Olympics...and Canada...and the civilized world...

[bigbluepuma]

And the other Americans should have gotten the bronze. They were fabulous.

[CougarClaw]

I didn't think it was possible to make that Russian blonde look ugly.

They succeeded.

[scott715]

Urroner gave her his beauty tips!

[bigbluepuma]

Urroner gave her his beauty tips!

Only the best for the Russians

[urroner]

Urroner gave her his beauty tips!

Only the best for the Russians

Hey!!!!! My beauty secrets are trade secrets and I don't give them out lightly, but I'll give you a hint of some of the suggestions I gave the Russians, it involves three pounds of course gravel, a large sack of horse manure, fresh of course, and the removal of her single tooth by a 20lb. sledge hammer. I can't tell you the rest or Mick Jagger will get POed with me. Man, it was amazing how I got Carrot Top's hair red, but top secret. I started working with him in 1999.