Did you get married at BYU?

[bigbluepuma]

did the 4.5 year BYU plan. Dated girls from the Y, from the , from UVU

nothin.

moved out east where there were nothing but 18 year old nanny's who's heads were still in HS...

nothin.

My only recourse was online.

and BINGO!

You're married to porn!?

[scott715]

I am fullblooded. We both were at the Y. She played high school softball so I made sure she played on the ward intermural team.

[CougarClaw]

did the 4.5 year BYU plan. Dated girls from the Y, from the , from UVU

nothin.

moved out east where there were nothing but 18 year old nanny's who's heads were still in HS...

nothin.

My only recourse was online.

and BINGO!

You're married to porn!?

huh.. .
what's the appropriate response to this...

how about:

she probably looks better than your wife...nope. too sharp

She'll never ask me to take out the trash... nope, too menial

my porn wife came with awesome 70's disco soundtrack music?...no, too true.

how about this one:
her monthly access fee is less than your wife's shopping spree... ?

[Metal Bubba]

Met my wife outside a grocery store in Chapel Hill on New Year's Day in 1994. She was driving back to the Y from VA after Christmas break and I needed a ride. A mutual friend set it all up. By Denver I knew that she liked me a lot, even though she was waiting for a missionary. Once we got back to Provo we realized that we lived in the same building in the same apartment complex but never ran into each other because we were in different wards. I asked her out 3 weeks later, proposed 4 months later and married 9 her months later.

[Schmoe]

Met my wife outside a grocery store in Chapel Hill on New Year's Day in 1994. She was driving back to the Y from VA after Christmas break and I needed a ride. A mutual friend set it all up. By Denver I knew that she liked me a lot, even though she was waiting for a missionary. Once we got back to Provo we realized that we lived in the same building in the same apartment complex but never ran into each other because we were in different wards. I asked her out 3 weeks later, proposed 4 months later and married 9 her months later.

Waiting for a missionary, pppfffftttt!! I know that once in a blue moon it actually works out, but I'd need a lot of extra fingers and toes to count all the girls I kissed who were "waiting for a missionary."

[Metal Bubba]

Met my wife outside a grocery store in Chapel Hill on New Year's Day in 1994. She was driving back to the Y from VA after Christmas break and I needed a ride. A mutual friend set it all up. By Denver I knew that she liked me a lot, even though she was waiting for a missionary. Once we got back to Provo we realized that we lived in the same building in the same apartment complex but never ran into each other because we were in different wards. I asked her out 3 weeks later, proposed 4 months later and married 9 her months later.

Waiting for a missionary, pppfffftttt!! I know that once in a blue moon it actually works out, but I'd need a lot of extra fingers and toes to count all the girls I kissed who were "waiting for a missionary."

I feel you, homes. I had a few comps who were obsessed with girlfriends who wrote them 2-3 times a week. I enjoyed mocking them.

[Schmoe]

Oh man, the worst were the guys that missed out on 2 weeks to 2 months of their missionary experience because some girl thousands of miles away decided that maybe she could be compatible with someone else. So sad. My advice to future missionaries: DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!

[urroner]

My advice to future missionaries: DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!

Don't waste your money on somebody else's wife.

[Yndian]

Not only did I meet my wife at BYU, I met her my freshman year. Amazingly enough, my mission went great whether she wrote to me or not, and as it turned out, I didn't waste a cent on anyone else's wife.

[BroncoBot]

I met my wife at BYU as well my freshman year and married her 6 years later. We never planned on it working out so I actually told her not to write me on my mission. 6 years later, it worked out.