This Just In--Convention Season!
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:01 pm
1. Trump and the convention are shocked that Cruz did not endorse Trump. This Just In concurs. All Trump did was nickname him “Lyin’ Ted,” argue he’s a Canadian ineligible for the presidency, retweet an image mocking his wife’s appearance, and suggest his dad had a role in killing JFK, and never apologizes for any of it. In other words, he's been treated about the same as everyone else so where's the beef?
2. Melania Trump intern takes the fall for plagiarizing speech. The Intern said however, "I am not a crook." uh er uh Oh well This Just in will to chalk this up to errors happen. Now if DT starts his speech out "Four score and seven years ago," we will be suspicious.
3. Everyone up in arms that Cruz told Republicans to vote their conscience. Upon saying that Google reported an uptick in google searches for the term "conscience."
4. Whether she wins or not, Clinton has set one record unlikely to be beat: She is the candidate both parties are the most passionate about.
2. Melania Trump intern takes the fall for plagiarizing speech. The Intern said however, "I am not a crook." uh er uh Oh well This Just in will to chalk this up to errors happen. Now if DT starts his speech out "Four score and seven years ago," we will be suspicious.
3. Everyone up in arms that Cruz told Republicans to vote their conscience. Upon saying that Google reported an uptick in google searches for the term "conscience."
4. Whether she wins or not, Clinton has set one record unlikely to be beat: She is the candidate both parties are the most passionate about.
you can't make this stuff up.