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The finest cheerleaders the :utard: have ever produced:

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Sorry, but these beasts are related to me. They are my twin sister's husband's ex-girlfriends.

I once dated a hot babe from the U, she sent tingles up and down my legs. It turned out that she was still too good looking for me, but she was dumber than Schmoe ( :P ).

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It turns out that the only girls who'll date me are the prime babes at the :utard: . They are truly desperate for a real man. No real man have been located on campus since BYU's last sporting event there and they are desperate enough to call me a man.

The real men of :utard: on their annual bath day:

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One word: HORRIFYING!
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Great pictures!!!! LOL!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!!!!! Good stuff!!!!!!
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urroner wrote:...but she was dumber than Schmoe ( :P ).
C'mon now, that's just not possible! :lol:


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Image Why did I eat 7 chilidogs right before the game. I'm going to need to change my depends at halftime.


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Sniff, sniff... you smell like my yewt.


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The yewt cheerleaders trying to get a closer look on the ground where max and harvey have walked.


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No caption needed:
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urroner wrote:The finest cheerleaders the :utard: have ever produced:

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Sorry, but these beasts are related to me. They are my twin sister's husband's ex-girlfriends.
Gee, urroner, I'm sorry I'll have to decline that invitation to join your family for Thanksgiving dinner this year. :sick:


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Damn, but that Unga dude can sure jump high.

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