This Just In

[BoiseBYU]

Oregon's Blount has really transformed himself since his senseless BSU punch. Since that fateful day he has transferred to Utah, plays basketball, and is a gangly white dude. Only problem is he still wants to hit people in the head

Luke Drca is stil willing to buy a vowell for $50

[Iceman]

After Boilin's remarks about the "guy in the gray suit" that left the bench, I did some research, and found one of Boilin's ancestors not too distantly removed....

[BoiseBYU]

Russia announces production of new stealth fighter; University of Utah announces that its stealth fighter is suspended for the Utes' next game for numerous defects

Ute diplomacy plows new ground: Coach Boylen tells Emery during the game that he will beat Emery up after the game

Being suspended, Marshall Henderson to embark on a new sports career--he's going to try out for dodge ball.

Was it me or did you think Henderson schwenked or lamberted his swing at Emery? I mean the dude's swing got himself a whole lot of unwanted attention, a dissapointed coach, and a ticket to the sidelines