Jazz Conspiracy Theory
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Wickchad
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Jazz Conspiracy Theory
So who else is confused by the Jazz ability to beat San Antonio, Orlando, and LA, yet we can't beat Minnesota, Oklahoma City, and Sacramento at home?
If my theory holds true it will blow your mind when the Jazz lose tomorrow at New Jersey beat Atlanta and then turn around and lose to Charlotte.
Then in January the Jazz have consecutive games against Memphis which they will lose after beating Denver and New Orleans.
So why can't they beat these crappy teams? The answer is the NY Knicks. The Jazz are trying to inflate these crappy teams win records to keep them from falling behind the NY Knicks, thus improving our odds of getting a top 3 pick in the lottery.
How else do you provide a team with only 4 wins, two of those wins?
Boozer and Korver will not be resigned or traded which will free up cap space.
If my theory holds true it will blow your mind when the Jazz lose tomorrow at New Jersey beat Atlanta and then turn around and lose to Charlotte.
Then in January the Jazz have consecutive games against Memphis which they will lose after beating Denver and New Orleans.
So why can't they beat these crappy teams? The answer is the NY Knicks. The Jazz are trying to inflate these crappy teams win records to keep them from falling behind the NY Knicks, thus improving our odds of getting a top 3 pick in the lottery.
How else do you provide a team with only 4 wins, two of those wins?
Boozer and Korver will not be resigned or traded which will free up cap space.
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
I was telling a buddy of mine just that today. The Jazz lost on purpose so they could help those teams jump ahead of the Knicks.
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
The Jazz are just a really inconsistent team when it comes to focus and mental toughness.
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
If the Jazz want a great draft pick, they don't have to rely on another team to get it, they could just lose EVERY GAME possible this season and earn it themselves...
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
Yeah, but it would be more fun to make the playoffs and still get the #1 pick, don't ya think?
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
The Jazz play at Minnesota again this week. If they lose again then they are definitely throwing those games.
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
The Jazz beat minnesota but they lost to a denver team without Billups and Melo. They just can't seem to give the effort needed and stay focused.
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
Who are these Jazz of which you speak????Qman wrote:The Jazz beat minnesota but they lost to a denver team without Billups and Melo. They just can't seem to give the effort needed and stay focused.
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Re: Jazz Conspiracy Theory
They're the mentally-soft, over-priced, professional team that plays in Salt Lake City.
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