God Particle Thwarting the Hadron Collider....

[snoscythe]

....by coming to the present from the future to induce someone to leave a baguette in the collider as culinary subterfuge. Yes, this means the God particle is capable of thought, strategem, and time-travel as well as possessed of a reclusive personality. The best part about this theorem? It has been posited by one of the senior scientists at the Collider.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/ ... g.bust.cnn

With geniuses like this running the place, no wonder things are falling apart. "Not my fault, it was that wascawy-wabbit particle from the future."

[Sammich]

Is it just me, or does that scientist remind anyone of the glasses bad guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark
?

[hawkwing]

Is it just me, or does that scientist remind anyone of the glasses bad guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark
?

This is why I love this site. I laugh on at least 20% of the jokes here!

[BoiseBYU]

There actually is a book called The God Particle. While this will show my geekiness, it was a really interesting book.

[hawkwing]

There actually is a book called The God Particle. While this will show my geekiness, it was a really interesting book.

Did it talk about french bread? I really like garlic bread.