This Just In--of Taliban Poets and Flying Centipedes
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This Just In--of Taliban Poets and Flying Centipedes
1. Iran says sanctions don't hurt. Message was delivered by carrier pigeon.
2. Taliban release book of poetry. It's pretty short. It seems there aren't too many words that rhyme with death, destruction, and despair.
3. Transgender contestant in Miss Universe contest. There's no truth to the rumor that she came in second after the Klingon contestant.
4. Saw Avengers. It has flying spaceships shaped like centipedes that even have mouths. I object to this on believability grounds. Everyone knows that a centipede doesn't have teeth!
5. Gingrich has campaign debt to the tune of $4.8 million. I'm seeing now why he wanted that space station on Mars after all.
2. Taliban release book of poetry. It's pretty short. It seems there aren't too many words that rhyme with death, destruction, and despair.
3. Transgender contestant in Miss Universe contest. There's no truth to the rumor that she came in second after the Klingon contestant.
4. Saw Avengers. It has flying spaceships shaped like centipedes that even have mouths. I object to this on believability grounds. Everyone knows that a centipede doesn't have teeth!
5. Gingrich has campaign debt to the tune of $4.8 million. I'm seeing now why he wanted that space station on Mars after all.
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