This Just In--Of Blind Chinas and political glossary

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Blind activist Chen finds way to Beijing, 400 miles from where he was under house arrest. Blind China still searching for its rule of law.

With the elections coming upon us, here are some helpful new words to keep straight:

Osama Bin Landering: The act of politicizing the death of an evil man.

Hispantomine: The act of looking like you support hispanic interests when you in fact don't

Newtron Bomb: The act of Newt Gingrich opening his mouth.

Perrysitus: The act of going blank. On stage. In front of millions.