This Just In--health care edition

[BoiseBYU]

Democrats to redo the "public option"--they will simply call it the "apple pie" option because who dislikes apple pie?
Democrats to blame health care costs on Fox News: too many peoople watch the network when they should be out exercising
Insurance companies announce new strategy to reign in dental insurance--from hereafter teeth will be declared to be a preexisting condition
Republicans announce opposition to flouridization, vacinnation, premium health insurance taxation, prescription drug price regulation, tobacco taxation and regulation, alcohol taxation and regulation, lifting antitrust exemption for insurance companies, anything remotely close to Canada health care, increasing health insurance coverage of children, stem cell research, meat packing plant regulation, and drug supplement oversight. They do support the status quo, except that is Latin and they do not support anything in Latin