Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant

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In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569 ... latestnews


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CAFB_04-12 wrote:In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569 ... latestnews
The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!


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Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!


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Schmoe wrote:Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!
Not if that zombie was a middle aged white male. Or a Republican.


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hawkwing wrote:
CAFB_04-12 wrote:In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569 ... latestnews
The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!
Well, obviously. But how often do you walk into a McDonald's with a loaded shotgun? All you got is a sucker punch in that situation. Then run away and live to fight another day.


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CAFB_04-12 wrote:
Schmoe wrote:Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!
Not if that zombie was a middle aged white male. Or a Republican.
Can't argue with the truth...haha


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CAFB_04-12 wrote:
hawkwing wrote:
CAFB_04-12 wrote:In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569 ... latestnews
The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!
Well, obviously. But how often do you walk into a McDonald's with a loaded shotgun? All you got is a sucker punch in that situation. Then run away and live to fight another day.
Like others have pointed out on this thread, I'm a white, male republican, so more often than you might think :lol:


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