Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
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Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.
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Re: Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!CAFB_04-12 wrote:In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.
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Re: Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!
I'm just a regular, everyday normal guy,
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Re: Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
Not if that zombie was a middle aged white male. Or a Republican.Schmoe wrote:Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!
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Re: Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
Well, obviously. But how often do you walk into a McDonald's with a loaded shotgun? All you got is a sucker punch in that situation. Then run away and live to fight another day.hawkwing wrote:The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!CAFB_04-12 wrote:In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.
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Re: Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
Can't argue with the truth...hahaCAFB_04-12 wrote:Not if that zombie was a middle aged white male. Or a Republican.Schmoe wrote:Punching somebody just because they're a zombie!? That's racist!!
I'm just a regular, everyday normal guy,
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sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book,
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I can't afford a car, I use public transportation,
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sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book,
the money I save, this stuff is off the hook,
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Re: Iowa Man Punches Zombie in City Restaurant
Like others have pointed out on this thread, I'm a white, male republican, so more often than you might thinkCAFB_04-12 wrote:Well, obviously. But how often do you walk into a McDonald's with a loaded shotgun? All you got is a sucker punch in that situation. Then run away and live to fight another day.hawkwing wrote:The Zombie is lucky. If I thought someone was a zombie I don't think I'd use my fist, it would be a shotgun blast to the face!CAFB_04-12 wrote:In this guy's defense, it's much better to surprise a zombie than meet him on equal terms.
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