Yewt Smack

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Yewt Smack

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We've got lookalikes, we've got captions, but let's hear your best yewt jokes!

Q: How many yewts does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one, but he gets three credit hours for it.

Q: How many yewt alums does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Also one, but I also get my floors and windows cleaned and my garbage taken out for minimum wage.


If the yewts take the field and there are no BYU fans to pour beer on, will anybody come?
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